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She’s Always A Warlock

Warlock1

She can fear with a smile
She can wound with her DOTs
She can summon an imp and she doesn’t need pots.
And she often drains souls ‘cause she needs them you see
She wears cloth like a priest,
But she’s always a warlock to me.

Warlock2

She can curse you to weakness
She can haunt you or cheat you
You can ask for a duel
But she’ll always defeat you
And she’ll take all the loot, as long as it’s free
Yeah, she wands like a mage
But she’s always a warlock to me

Warlock3

CHORUS:
Oh–she can life tap herself
She can AE if she wants
She’s a drainer of life
Oh–and she never gives up
And she never gives in
She just fears me again..

Warlock4

And she’ll conflagrate more
Than a pally does healing
Then she’ll carelessly howl
And laugh while you’re fleeing
But she’ll summon some healthstones
And hand out for free
Blame it all on the hunter
Cause she’s always a warlock to me

–Mhmm–

Bridge

Warlock5

CHORUS:
Oh–she can life tap herself
She can AE if she wants
She’s a drainer of life
Oh–and she never gives up
And she never gives in
She just fears me again..

Warlock6

She must frequently shard
And she’ll suddenly doom
She can sacrifice minions
And she rarely goes oom
And she can’t be corrupted
She already should be
And the least she will do
Is cast curses on you
But she’s always a warlock to me

(Sung to Billy Joel’s “She’s Always A Woman”)

Screen Shots Courtesy of Nightravyn from NE Hunter L4Mobs, PST!